Disclaimer: China and hashing can be dangerous activities. The organizers of the Guangzhou Hash accept no liability for anything that happens before, during or after the Hash.
Hashvertisement # 1258/59 & FMH3 – The Prelube Weekend
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Guangzhou Hash,
Everything is on track and that is also good as such because the Prelube Hash weekend is about to start. 234 people in total have signed up, including 81 Guangzhou Hashers.
Friday Night Welcome Party
Meet at the Gold Mango Bar to welcome our visitors. The Mango Bar opens at 4.30 PM, the Happy Hour is from 6 to 8 PM and there will be a tiny little official program around 9 PM. Be there.
The Mango Bar opens at 10 AM. Should you fancy a nice brunch the kitchen will be open for you.
192 hashers signed up for this run (GZH3:68). We will close the run at 200.
The run fee is 200 RMB and includes dinner and a hash shirt. The Hash Cash and her team will set up shop at 10.30 AM already. You will get the shirt and a wrist band upon payment. If you also signed up for Sunday, please pay 320 RMB for both days. The buses will leave around 12.45 PM to 1 PM. Be there on time because the ball buster trail is LONG and HARD and we really don’t want anyone to get lost in the dark.
We will sell haberdash starting from 10.30 AM. However, the new shirts will not be on sale on Saturday. If you want an additional one try your luck on Sunday. After dinner the mismanagement recommends the Gold Mango Bar as the ideal watering hole to reflect upon a great day of hashing and to get into the right mood for just another one.
176 hashers (GZH3:58) signed up for the hangover hash. That is more than enough and it will certainly get very cozy in the restaurant. There is a swimming pool at the B-point.
Registration starts around 11 AM. The 120 RMB run fee includes the dinner. If you haven’t joined the run on Saturday and want to purchase the Prelube shirt be there early. We cannot hold the shirts back for too long. The buses leave around 1.45 PM to 2 PM.
Again, Tony opens the Mango Bar at 10 AM and has food for you.
If you haven’t signed up for this run but still want to go then try your luck on Sunday morning. Maybe we will get cancellations or no shows, but as of this moment we cannot promise you a seat.
We have organized a Dim Sum brunch for our visitors and of course they’d appreciate us joining in. We meet at the restaurant at 11 AM at the
That is on Kangwang Nan Lu 293.
Monday Full Moon Hash
So far, 135 hashers (GZH3:27) have signed up for this run. To clarify: We don’t care how many people will go on the trail, we want to know whether you are joining the dinner.
The A-point is at the Chen Clan Academy Station (line 1), exit D at 7 PM.
The run ends at a restaurant on Zhongshan Qi Lu 39, at the corner of Guangfu Lu. This is the address of the restaurant in Chinese:
In order to avoid tears, please check here which runs you signed up for. If I have made a mistake let me know ASAP.
As you know, we are going to have the Prelube weekend coming up from March 8 to March 10.
The Sunday run is really full already, so if you want to be on it, sign up very quickly. We are going to close the registration soon. There is a list on our website where you can see whether you are signed up and for which dates. Click here and scroll down.
We also want you to pay for the Prelube up this Saturday already. We need cash. So bring a bit more money this Saturday. The Saturday run is RMB 200 and the Sunday run is RMB 120.
We also need more volunteers, both Chinese and foreigners. In particular these are
· 5 people to hand out the shirts to the visitors and to sell our old haberdash. This is a job that requires some organizational talent since a lot of hashers might want to change their shirts to a different size.
· 2 Chinese to assist visitors to purchase their train tickets to Haikou (Saturday at 12). And we also need to have people who help to fill the 12 buckets with ice and beers.
· 5 people, one on every bus, who check whether people paid up, and who give a short introduction to the passengers about the upcoming run.
· Some strong guys to help put the beer and ice in the 12 buckets and on the buses and generally to keep an eye on them throughout the weekend.
If you are interested to help, please reply to this mail. I am sure everyone who has been coming to the hash for a while appreciates the opportunity to give back a bit, and thus make sure that this weekend will become a great success.
And now the real Hashvertisement # 1257 – The
50 Years Closer To Death Run
Dear Guangzhou Hashers,
This Saturday Constipation will celebrate his 50th birthday.
Doctors call it a “medical miracle” that he has made it this far but he himself contributes it simply to his intensive smoking of Taiwanese Long Life cigarettes during his years on the ROCk. Anyway, he is now officially an old fart which means that from now on you are expected to offer him a seat when he enters the Hash bus! Expensive gifts, fat HongBao’s and lap dances will be appreciated this Saturday, thank you. Only one question remains: when will he finally start to grow up?
And if this is not enough, Co-hare and well respected GZH3 beer master Forest Hump will celebrate his 29th birthday at the same day. He might look a bit nervous, stressed and even frightened to you this Saturday but don’t worry, that’s only because his girlfriend explained to him that this is in China the perfect age to get married……
And if this is still not enough for you, this Saturday will also be 1 day before Little Turd’s 11th birthday so you might wanna get her drunk as well…..oh wait….
When/Where: meet at Mango Bar this Saturday at 1PM
Hares: Constipation & Forest Hump
Prelube Interhash weekend March 8th – 10th, 2014