Song Book

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We are a singing Hash, but we are also very concerned about the waste of valuable drinking time. Hence, we keep the singing to the bare minimum. The following songs are all ‘first-strophe-only’ approved – by the GZH3 Songmaster himself.

SO BEAUTIFUL

why was she born so beautiful?

why was she born at all?

she’s no fuckin’ use to anyone,

she’s no fuckin’ use at all.

drink it down down down down . . .

TRUE BLUE

he’s true blue!

he’s a hasher through and through,

he’s a hasher so they say,

tried to go to heaven, but he went the other way.

drink it down down down down . . .

THE MEANEST

he’s the meanest, he sucks the horse’s penis,

he’s the meanest, he’s the horse’s ass,

ever since he found it, all he does is pound it,

he’s the meanest, he’s the horse’s ass.

drink it down down down down …

FLAT CHESTED

she’s alright, she’s alright,

she’s a little flat chested but she’s alright.

drink it down down down down …

PUBLICLY SHOT (Bang, Bang)

he ought to be publicly pissed on,

he ought to be publicly shot, bang, bang,

he ought to be tied to a shithouse,

and left there to fester and rot.

bang, bang!

drink it down down down down …

YOUR SONG

this is your down down song,

it won’t take very long.

drink it down down down down …