Hash Trash #1220 — RA and AssGM changeover Hash
Great hashers shattered Double-0-Dirk’s hope of keeping them in GZ Hash. Fortunately GM put other hashers in their shoes in force. Fuck off you wanks: Sir Cum Navigator, Globetwatter, Easy 2 Lei and Furry Thing.
Bus was totally full when we got on and waited for the beer to come. The ICE was so angry to wait for BEER that some of them became water and run away.
And in surprise, I found the hares were not in Mango Bar. I started to doubt whether the Kiwis could cum up with something extraordinary if we hash in Baiyun Mountain where they set trails at every corner. Well, sometimes something happen when you think how it could happen.
We took the cable-car to Baiyun Mountain!!! Though Sir Cum Navigator accused one hasher’s fool idea—take cable-car to the summit then join other hashers to B point in the past, this time the KIWIs took the main part of the charges of cable-car for all the hashers!!! When we sat in the cable-car, Furry Thing said ”this way, you are never going to catch the hares.” For the two hares were in the one before us. While Angelina Blow Me totally forgot the hash/hares, she was so nervous that her forehead was shinning all the time when we were in the air, though her towel was busily fighting with the beads of sweet. The KIWIs gave her first time taking cable-car.
In the past, the KIWIs had led us to Baiyun Mountain, through holes or climbing wall, without any fee. On hash 1219#, police light was shinning for Sir Cum Navigator, he went into the trap and didn’t handle it well. To those hashers didn’t know the details: go back time and join the 1219 hash!! On hash 1220, did he think:”no more police lights. This time I will pay the charge, pay 5 times as the charges, avoid any crime-reporter hashers notice the police what I did in the past to strap me in GZ hash longer.” So they bribed us by pay the cable-Car? Fuck off you wanks. We GZ hashers are good people, won’t take any bribery, just if you can set a masterpiece trail for 1221# hash in GZ will keep all GZ hashers shut up on your crime.
How much the KIWIs love Guangzhou!!! Globetwatter even went to the place where she broke her arm and said good-bye to it. The last trail they set in Guangzhou including that part again.
I found a rule that they liked to begin Circle up when I was not there!!! Not earlier, not later, once I went to change clothes, they started the circle-up!!!
Parts of accusations:
l GM, double-O-dirk accused the RA, Sir Cum Navigator, for last hash’s police light show up, and this time the police showed up again to throw us out of the lake.
l Nations: the GM called one representative of one country, there were 20!!! Hash Union!! Do not ask me the names: I can’t remember 20 things at one time.
l GM accused GPS and Natalie and Natalie’s date, for when GPS saw her in the Mango Bar, he said ”you always show up with a different guy.” That’s a good way to say hello.
l Furry Thing accused Easy 2 Lei: since they showed up again after their fuck off hash in last week, they were sitting on ice. During the ice time, Easy 2 Lei complain why his hash shorts were shorter than theirs of Furry Thing and Sir Cum Navigator. Furry Thing hoped the ice helped Easy 2 Lei become harder and longer.
l Miley’s christening: Miley, Furry Thing and RA all would fuck off. As a long-time name giver, our Religious Adviser, Sir Cum Navigator had his last Beer Baptism in Guangzhou, to let Miley remember the date before she went to America with Furry Thing. Religious Adviser, drawing the cross on her head with the cold beer, publicly announced:” Miley is dead, since now and forever when hashers are together, she is known as Swinging Tits.”
l First hash marriage: Furry Thing and Swinging Tits, before the wanks all fuck off, Religious Adviser, Sir Cum Navigator hold the ceremony and announced they were a hash couple from now on.
l Race for AssGM: there is a race of drinking beer between Angela Blew Me, GPS, Circle Jerk and Hunkaspunk, the old AssGM, Globetwatter was the judge. How could they announce the race on spot??? There is no time to bribe!!! Circle Jerk was the winner and is the new AssGM in GZ hash now.
l Race for RA: this time the race was between: Hunkaspunk, Papasan, Constipation and Gorf. The time the winner was Hunkaspunk announced by the judge, old RA Sir Cum Navigator. The new RA in GZ hash is Hunkaspunk!!!! Do we need full-time hash translator in future GZ Hash? (good point, Titty Tattle. The GM)
Those standing hash runners please stand up if you are not scared to be caught by slow hashers. On one day, GZ Hash lost 4 hares, we need more hashers to be hares!!!!