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Hash 1166#– a A to B to A hash
It is a quite different one in hash history: the trail was A to B, to A, while the Bus was at C point. To the question:” how many KM is todays hash?” the hare say:” I don’t know yet, we know the A point, we know the B point, we will find a route.”
Before introduced the rules to new comer, GM Double-o-dirk asked:” Is there walker’s trail?” the feedback was No. after GM marked the possible marks on the ground and introduced the rules to new comers. then 2 minutes later, the considered answer from the hare was: ”maybe, there may be walker’s trail. And added the “W R” on the ground.
You see, what a great hash was going to happen!! This is hash: everything is challenge, everything is unclear. If everything is quite clear, that is to take a walk in your backyard, that’s not hash.
On On By nature, I am always an honest and nice people. Even occasionally I wanted to take a little trick, nature stopped me and make me back to the right trail. You laugh??? Do not!!! There are a lot of proofs. Such as on the trail, by chance, I saw Wyna make a sign to his friend, a new comer German. Then an idea showed up: follow them. 1 minutes later, what a surprise: Meatballs was 50meters far before us. When Wyna accused me of cheating, I said:” No, I follow you and Meatballs.” While Meatballs defended the accusation:” No, I am trying to find a place to pee, just by chance, there is flour on the road.” Suddenly it made me the only wrong one. You see, the trick people always have good pretexts on their lips. for me as an honest and nice person, I never be trained to find pretext.
But nature stopped me soon when the first “back check” showed up. Meatballs confidently said:” there is no circle before the back check, only an arrow.” Then they moved on without looked back once. I was left lonely there with the mark till French Tickler and Hello Sailor showed up. They were surprised to find I was suddenly showed up before them on the zigzag up trending road. Seem as they were too surprised to believe I am true because when I said back check, they didn’t stop till they saw the mark.
The trail was a new part for me and quite nice, for the first time, I saw the plant of pineapple. All Guangzhou Hashers, Cum hash more often, you can learn something on hash except the exercise for health!!!
Then soon I found all the hashers before me stopped and GM said: “beer stop.” Without any beer!!! without any shop, only a brook, was near, then I got know that the hashers caught the hares. Wow… then I asked Bastian :” did you do your job when you catch the hares?” He was surprised:” what’s the job?” seem as every time when the new comer was introduced the hash marks, they should also know the tradition that catch the hare. Actually, at the end, that place is more seem as the B point, because at the beginning they said the hash was A to B, just forgot to mention the next half “to A”. The hash is A to B, to A again.
On the trail, I found the trail didn’t back to the road which Meatballs, Wyna and his friend took. I thought they would be lost to get the B point. But the unbelievable thing was the hares were lost to find the route to B point. And we had to back A point. Is it possible that those three trick Germen were wizards? After they found out they lost the trail, then they did magic on hares to make them back to A? and it can explain why so many hashers were lost on the short trail that day? And it can explain well that why every time Meatballs can get short cut? Is there any scientist in Guangzhou hashers? Please do some research on Meatballs? Wynas?
Circle Up The hares said the hash was A to B, and they did meet some hashers at B point. But they sent bus to C point. When hashers back to A point, there was no cold beer waiting for them. After accused the live hares: Constipation and Hunkaspunk, the GM, Double-O-dirk brought up the RA: Meatballs. Part of Down-down: l New comers: sexual tourists. l Itchy&scratchy : on the annual red dress hash, she let the GM to take Taxi to pick her up. Then forget pay GM. Well, after the accusation, she paid GM with interest. l Hello Sailor: the accusation of taxi money remind Meatballs, Hello Sailor did the same thing. l Leon: GM accused him that: on hash, you call On-On when you find flour three times after a circle, do not call On-On when you find nothing. l Floppy representing American Willie Warmer: offered their room to let hashers have a party.
See you ……………………………… Golden Mango Bar——————————-1:30PM =============every Saturday
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Hash 1164
Date: 23rd June 2012 Place: LuoGang (蘿崗) Hare: Sir cum Navigator & Globewatter Weather: Rainy Temperature: 25℃ ~31℃
Today the weather did not help our GZHASH: it was raining so it brought less easy and less comfortable to us
Before the trail: The bus was arrived at the run site at 5 to 3.
As it was raining we waited on the bus after our live hares- Sir cum Navigator and Globewatter were away for haring.
Later on the bus our GM-OO-Dirk announced that we would start ON ON in 20 minutes as Globewatter had broken her arms so we would give the hares 5 minutes more than usual.
On the trail: The runners left at 15 past 3 and the walkers left earlier for a few minutes than the runners.
Today I was the last one again and got lost on the trail so I came back to the bust at the first.
At 5, the runners started to run back, who were: 1st: Easy to lay 2nd: Hunkaspunk 3rd: Bastian 4th: Papa San 5th: OO-Dirk … On the circle: After OODirk accused the hares, he brought up today’s RA- Sir cum navigator. So the accusations on the circle were the following, which was partly but not all:
l New comers：6 new comers today l Returnee: Easy to lay, Bastian etc. l OO-Dirk accused all the Americans on the circle that the 4th of July was US National day, which coincidentally was our full moon day. l Hunkaspunk accused Easy to lay and Bastian that he knew Easy to lay would have a holiday in Germany soon so Hunkaspunk hope Easy to lay could find a German girlfriend there as what Bastian did in China. l Meatball accused OO-Dirk to watch the football match between Germany and Greece with Meatball but asked him who hit the goals. ….
After the circle: We had a hash dinner at DongBeiRen restaurant in the city.
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ON ON
Sunshine Hash 1163
Date: 16th June 2012 Place: Dragon Cave (龍洞) Hare: Constipation & Mark (Virgin Hare) Weather: Cloudy, Rainy & Sunshine Occasionally Temperature: 25℃ ~32℃
Today in Mango, who’s your daddy and rotten rock was showing up again.
On the bus: As we known, today’s hares were supposed to be constipation & hunkaspunk but until the last minute, we found out hunkaspunk could not come because he was sick today. So constipation found his virgin co-hare Mark later on the bus
On the trail: Today’s trail was terrible and difficult, which was not as comfortable and easy as what this week’s havertisment to tell us.
When we were on the trail, the sky started to rain and the trail became muddy and slippery, which brought dangerous to us, especially for who’s your daddy carrying his daughter- Chrystal on the trail. But luckily he did not fall but Too big to fall fell today.
Today’s trail luckily was not as long as what Constipation set as usual as we finished the whole trail by 6.
On the circle: After OODirk accused the hares, he brought up today’s RA- Sir cum navigator. So the accusations on the circle were the following, which was partly but not all:
l New comers：9 new comers today l Returnee: who’s your daddy, Rotten Rock & No STD l OO-Dirk accused newcomer Ulrich for he did not bring any money to hash and let his American girlfriend to pay 50 for him. l Too big to fall accused all the father hashers for tomorrow is the father’s day. l OO-Dirk accused Meatball & what’s your name again for shortcutting but they denied it as they said they were at front because they left the bus in 20 minutes ahead. l OO-Dirk accused the drains – French Tickler for his hardworking as the hashers could not be served beers without the drains.
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After the circle: We had a hash dinner at the run site.
At the dinner, Constipation, Meatball, what’s your name again and Floppy Disk etc. were on the same table. So Floppy Disk accused Constipation for he always kept constipation’s phone number in his phone so yesterday he sent a message to constipation to ask, “Which part to go tomorrow?” And then later he got constipation’s reply to ask “Who are you?” ….
ON ON
Sunshine Hash 1161,1162#– MeatBalls f–k off hash Another new hash trails, quite beautiful views.
God/nature sent down different signs that it is a real loss for Guangzhou Hash to lose MeatBalls. First sign: when the bus was ready off, the booked ice did not show up, we left Guangzhou without ice—not a good beginning. Second sign: during all the hash time, it was so hot that one life even was gone. The sunshine burnt the skins. But shortly after the circle started, it poured down cats and dogs, the worse was it rained again and again. Third sign: the worst was that the case repeated on the Sunday’s hangover ran, the circles had to finish in the raining in rush. All the signs seem as to tell Guangzhou hashers: do not let MeatBalls F—k off, do not say:” f—k off” to MeatBalls.
On On When the bus arrived at YingDe, all hashers were quite happy, it WAS a quite beautiful place. After Sir Cum Navigator briefly introduced the trails, and said “15 minutes”, he run away with Double-OO-Dirk to set the trail. The funny point was that some hashers walked after them immediately— quite good point, catch the hares and avoid any checking— win-win point: hares likes those young-sexy lady’s job and lady’s no lost.
I planned to take the walker way, but the view is so beautiful, when we soon arrived at the sign arrows for walkers and runners. I took the runner way, wanted to enjoy more beautiful views. The subsequence was that I got a new experience on thirst—I just took ONE bottle of water on that hot day for 12KM. The worst was when I arrived at the B point, there was no any drink. No flour I can follow to the bus. There is only a stream to let hashers “ON IN”. It is really a misarrangement!!! Though they worked hard. Thanks God/nature saved me: there was a small shop, selling waters.
When the hare Sir Cum Navigator, a kind of regret, said “ it is quite flat”, he didn’t realize how lucky that he didn’t set a hard-long trail that day, saving people’s life. For it was really hot, though there was a lot of stream and water, the dog CoCo didn’t finish the trail, he stayed on the beautiful trail for ever.
The hangover run was wandering in a tea mountain, offering totally different but still quite beautiful views.
Circle Up I was washed away by those heavy rains during the circles, so I knew a few of those accusations and remembered few of them. Just one point is still clear that, since MeatBalls, our RA, is going to F—k off, then we need new one, Sir Cum Navigator is nominated as our new RA when the old one is sitting on ice.
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Hash 1160#– a virgin trail hash It is not easy to have a virgin trail for the year’s GZ hashers, finally we have one.
Though it was a perfect hash day—no sunshine, no raining, with fresh air. There was less than 30 hashers when the bus left Mango Bar. Where were the GZ hashers? It is Saturday, hash time, don’t they know it?
Since GZ hash lost several regular hares, and make it is a little hard job for the hare –raiser, it is not easy to have a virgin hash trail now. But it was a surprise when we run on the trail, quite beautiful, a virgin trail for me. And even Rambo, who have hashed more than 10 years, said it was a new trail. And Fire In The Hole stopped to take picture with her phone, with a little difficult to take her phone out.
And it was a so successful trail that the first group of runners had to wait for the second and third groups. We passed through the quite slippery mountain together. It was quite slippery and made hashers making different kind of sounds. “aiya, who are having sex and cuming on the trail?”
Circle Up The runners told the hares, Yan Can Suck and French Tickler, the last group, slow walkers, would get lost in the slippery bush, for the trail was difficult to find. Well I just thought that was joking. How could be difficult to find the trail after we left a clear track in that slippery and fresh mountain?
The GM, Double-0-dirk happily brought up the hares: Yan Can Suck and French Tickler, for the “wonderful trail” as the beginning of the Circle. And then brought up the Virgin RA, Ezi2lei.
For a Virgin RA, there should be some fresh things. His first accusation was neither for new comers nor retardees. Part of Down-down: l New comers: no one get lost, except one back by motor bike, too long for him to run/walk. l Retardees: two groups, the RA accused some of them, then the GM accused the missed two. l A new comer: who get a lot of accusations, took motor bike back to the bus, put special impression on all hashers: he took the down-down in the vessel with whole can of beer, continually 4 or 5 times. Finally he put two hands up if anyone accused him. l Hand Solo: the GM accused him in silence, then said:” I forget the reason. He is true blue.” “Best accusation ever” was Angry Dragon’s immediate comment. l PapaSan: with nice cowboy cap, and all the toenails polished in red, that was quite special, Two in One? l Angry Dragon: Too Hot To Handle accused her shouting:” hello, hello, are you?” in every 5 seconds. And kindly suggest her:” you should look for the flour and find the trail, instead calling without reply.” l Too Hot To Handle: suggested by the circle that GZ hash should rename her, sounds as KIMO-TO or KAMO-TO something. If you want to know what’s it, ask the GM.
Except we had a Virgin hash trail, we had another special on the Hash 1160#, we took Bus, a real bus, back to Tianhe Terminal. And it is said that don’t miss the latest bus to back home. We did catch the last bus back to Guangzhou City. Lucky or Unlucky?
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Hash 1158#– annual red hash It is annual red hash, the more accurate name is annual red woman hash.
Hashers did show respect to annual red hash, and they showed more respect to DONG FANG BU BAI*, the men hashers XIAN MU JI DU HEN** the ladies!!! On internet, “Qi B” mini skirt is a popular word in these days. When Sir Cum Navigator would never have a “Qi B” mini skirt, he got a “Qi DD” T-shirt as his dress. On the annual red hash day, the men’s admiration to women nearly come true, they showed up as they were women. The men were wearing red skirts cheong-sam, as they were taking part in a big party.
In the past, I thought Globetwatter was a Iron Lady. I was Wrong!!! She is much stronger than Iron Lady, she is a Steel Lady!!! In Labour’s Holidays, her arm, near the shoulder, was broken—really broken, the doctor suggested she should stay in hospital for several days– when she tried to find a new hash trail for that weekend. Instead stay in hospital, she did the hare job with that tied arm on that Saturday as planned on that slippery trail!!! It was not totally as planned, she finished the trail in 5hs instead 1.5h. It must be killing painful because her hand, all the fingers, was swollen so big to the skin’s limitation. And in the next following Saturdays, she joined the hashs too, though her arm was still painful, and the hand was still swollen.
When the bus set out to Face Plant, it was full of red dress, making the passing walkers looking at the bus amazingly and suspectly. Well, though I knew the virgin hash place “Face Plant” for long time, I didn’t know why it is “Face Plant” till Sir Cum Navigator say:” long long time ago, we had a hash in that place, there was a hasher fell over, and made his face full of grass, we call that “face plant”. And he didn’t show up now.” wow, a hash legend!! The hasher disappeared, but his shadow was left there for ever in hash history.
And other hash legend is Meatballs. Though he was not there, the shortcut should be done. There was three trails, runners, walkers and M—Meatballs-buster’ trail, super shortcut trail!!! And Shortcut king has his people. The walkers trail was neither long nor hard, there were more than 6 hashers took the M trail. Meatballs is going to leave, the shortcut kingdom will be continued in Guangzhou???
One unbelievable thing happened to me on the annual red hash day. When we were waiting for the 15 minutes, the Cowboy Tim, with a red mini skirt and see-through bra, hold his cute wand and pointed at me, saying:” be my wife.” ????!!!! wow, first time, there was a man say:”be my wife” to me, I think, it is one of the highest praises that a man could make to a woman. But he was in Lady dress??? I am neither lesbian nor bisexual!!! Tim, if you said it in your normal MAN dress, I would give you a big hug, though the answer is uncertain. What a sarcastic joke, finally there was a man say “be my wife” to me, but who was in Lady dress. Thanks him for his word. Thanks God, he didn’t say “be my husband”.
Circle Up Though there was a heavy shower during the hash, no hasher was lost. The GM, Double-0-dirk happily brought up the hares: Double-0-dirk and Hunkaspunk for the “wonderful trail” as the beginning of the Circle. And brought Qin and Carla sit on Ice. The RA was the ex-GM, Sir Cum Navigator, who was accused by Globetwatter that he never ever bought a underwear for her. Part of Down-down: l New comers: they are professional new comers, for they were in red though it was their first time. l Honeymelon, Laziji and Mattresspad: they didn’t show hash-respect when there were accusations. l Red dress race: Papasan, angry dragon, Sir cum Navigator, hunkaspunk, … ..the winner was papasan for he did the best dance in the race. l Sir Cum Navigator to Shoeless hole who made a race among the lady and claimed all is winner. Shoeless hole has the spirit of a teacher. l Carla: who has a brother called Toobigtofail, who is a nice daughter of Floppy, had a beer baptism. And known as Too Hot To Handle whenever hashers are around. Carla came, Too Hot To Handle left. l Qin: she, being on ice, saw that Sir Cum emcee the ceremony of Carla’s beer Baptism, and other accusations continued, while her beer Baptism time did not arrive till the answer was yes when GM asked if she sit on ice is long enough. She was named as Drilled & Filled as her major is Dentist.
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DONG FANG BU BAI*: a guy in an action novel, who castrated himself to learn and practice the supreme Gongfu. Castration is the key-and-base point to catch the elite of the Gong Fu. He do get the Gongfu very well that no one is his competitor. –as Gongfu Panda’s achievement – but after his success, his only wish is to become a woman, – - since the background of the novel is long-long-time ago, the word of transsexual operation is not in the dictionary.—– So the only thing Dong Fang Bu Bai can do is dressing as lady.
XIAN MU JI DU HEN**: it is a mixture feeling, admire, envy, jealous and hate. Such as a common and quite poor football player, the only favorite and the only thing he can do is to play football, the feeling he has to Beckham.
Hash 1157
Date: 12th May 2012 Place: Water Drop Rock Forest Park (水滴岩森林公園) Hare: Floppy Disk Weather: Sunshine Temperature: 25℃ ~31℃
Today we had an only hare-Floppy Disk, who had disappeared from the hash for one month long and he was back today to be our hare of the 1157th hash. He gave his hash a name as “Back from the other side” hash.
Before the trail: Today’s trail was preset so we met Floppy Disk at the run site.
On the trail: Today’s trail was full of moss on the wet rock. If it were raining today, the trail could be very dangerous. But it was luckily that there was no rain so the trail is very nice and easy walk & run.
Today Little Turd was back to the Hash so his father-Constipation walked with us in order to take care of his daughter on the way.
GPS were not leading us today but he followed other girls to go to the wrong way once. So Constipation asked GPS on the way if he was lost again. GPS answered it was not as there was flour on the way and just an X in the end.
On the circle: After OODirk accused the hare, he brought up today’s RA- Sir cum navigator. So the accusations on the circle were the following, which was partly but not all:
l Sir cum navigator accused Bastian for complaining the trail not going through for the reason of spider web. l Sir cum navigator accused Dave for telling Globewater he is going to live in USA. l Floppy Disk accused Constipation for his away from hash for just 1 month then when he was back; he discovered Constipation had been the Full Moon GM. l OO-Dirk accused the French and the Dutch for when Merkel heard that Hollande is the new president of France, she promised her friend Sarkozy that Germany will beat Holland during the European Football Cup this summer. l Hunka Spunk accused French Tickler and Tumble Print for wearing new shoes. l Sir Cum Navigator gave a hash name to Young Joe as “Stiffy”. ….
After the circle: We had a hash dinner near the run site.
ON ON
Sunshine Hash 1156 Date: 5th May 2012 Place: Bai Yun Mountain (白雲山) Hare: Sir cum Navigator & Globewatter Weather: Cloudy Temperature: 24℃ ~33℃
Today in Mango, we discovered Bogie Night & Hello Sailor were returning to hash but some regular hashers such as Meatball, Hand Solo & what’s your name again were not here even although there was a big beer party tonight.
Before the trail: Today at 7:12am Guangzhou’s weather department had reported that there would be a thunder storm in the next 3 hours and the yellow rainfall signal had been hoisted. But we were lucky again there was no any rain this afternoon.
On the trail: Although there was no any rain but the trail was still wet and slippery. Today GPS were leading us on the trail until we saw a “checking”. We found out there were two ways which had flour marking in front of us but GPS were walking very fast and did not notice there was a “checking” on the trail and going up to the stairs immediately. But Laziji and Fire in the hole did not follow GPS and went to check the other way. Angry Dragon, Christopher, Dave etc. and I were waiting for anyone back but 5 minutes passed and there was no one coming back to the “checking”. So I suggested to follow GPS and others were agreed with me.
Then when we stepped out of the stairs, we saw GPS coming back and he said he could not find out any flours…. Later Christopher discovered there was an X near the stairs….
Today one of the hares—Globewatter broke her arm when she was haring so the hares left a note on the way where Globewatter broke her arm to remind us careful.
Before the circle: Sir cum navigator, Constipation and Chic Sheik were talking about me being back but GPS was still missing. “I think GPS walked very fast so he missed the trail.” I said, “No, GPS was always talking so he missed the trail.” Constipation said.
On the circle: After OODirk accused the hares, he brought up today’s RA- Sir cum navigator. So the accusations on the circle were the following, which was partly but not all: OODirk accused Constipation for taking over a position as a Full-moon GM recently. OODirk accused Globwatter for breaking her arm when she was haring. Hello Sailor accused GZHASH mismanagement for the standard going down as they allow hashers sitting on the circle Sir Cum Navigator accused Dave for being an Australian but wearing a New Zealand T-SHIRT on the hash …. After the circle: We had a hash dinner at BeiJingRen restaurant.
ON ON
Sunshine Incredible Amazing Super Best Fun Run Hash
Date: 28th April 2012 Place: Mao Feng Mountain (帽峰山) Hare: Meatball & Hand So Lo Weather: Cloudy Temperature: 20℃ ~25℃
As we known, Meatball and Hand So Lo always took short-cuts on Hash. It was incredibly and amazingly that today they were the hares. We could easily imagine that how their hash was going to be.
Before the trail: The bus took us to the run site that same as the last one on Constipation & Hunka Spunk’s Hash. To our surprised, Meatball and Hand So Lo were doing a live run and just getting 14 minutes ahead, which was not the 15 minutes as other hares did.
After Meatball and Hand So Lo left, OO-Dirk announced that today’s marking rule will be a little bit different than before. There would be “dots”, “checking” & “False Trail” as well as “paper” but there wouldn’t have any “back check” today.
Today’s trail was going to be A to A, which I found out before the trail when OO-Dirk was personally talking to Sir Cum Navigator and Constipation.
On the trail: When we were on the trail, it was luckily there was no any rain so the trail was not slippery and was flat and dry mostly. No hasher was getting lost today. Everyone finished the whole trail by 6pm.
On the circle: After our GM-OO-Dirk accused the hares, then he brought up today’s RA-Meatball so the accusations on the circle were the following, which was partly but not all:
OODirk accused Grace for her joining Home Cumming’s last hash a few weeks ago and she told OO-Dirk today she also met Home Cumming on the Guangzhou to ShangHai’s plane when Home Cumming was going to transfer the plane to Holland after hash. Sir Cum Navigator accused Papa San for looking like a poor man who seems to be unable to afford the hair cut as his hair was so long. Beer Belly Contest: 4 nominees: Meatball, Hand So Lo, Tumble Print’s Brother- in- Law & Tumble Print’s Sister and the winner is Tumble Print’s Sister. For an announcement: 19th of May will be our annually red dress hash and which will be our charity run as last year and all the hash proceeds from the red dress run will be donated to those children in need for their education. Also the red dress hash hares have already donated 4000RMB for that.
After the circle: The bus dropped us near the Hunan Restaurant for the hash dinner.
ON ON
Sunshine Hash #1154—God Blessed Hash
I did not plan to write the hash trash, but my legs are being so sore, I have to complain the hares!!!! It is a suffering to walk, stand up, sit down, etc. I have to drink less water to avoid nature calls. Hares, please try to make the walk trail less than 10km, ok?
That weekdays were stormy: thunder, raining cats and dogs. But finally GZ city moved forward a step: most of the roads didn’t become temporarily into rivers. Cars didn’t worked as boats as they used to do in last year. Maybe because of the forward step, God gave a gift to the hashers: a sunshine weekend. Very great Saturday for hash!! Full of bus and limited standing room left. And Mattress Pad, please do not learn from Hunkaspunk. All GZ hashers: I have to repeat it again: do remember the meet time is 1:30pm, and bus leaves at 2PM sharp!!!! Don’t be late. Do not be late!!!
On-On The live hares, Hunkaspunk and Constipation, did not mention it was A to A or A to B trail– should be called A to B or C to C (circle) trail?– they said it is not decided yet before running to set the trail. The site was at Mao Feng Shan again.
Good news was there were Runner trail and Walker trail, I was doubting if I should try once to take the runner trail. God blessed me that I didn’t take the runner trail, the trails were quite long, the walker trail was more than 10km!! But God just half blessed me: on the trail, I had flied for one or two seconds—all my body was suddenly in the air, of course, including both feet, then next moment, my buttocks heavily touched the ground. Based on the experience, I would like to give a suggestion to all the hashers: if you don’t have the wings, do not let your both feet being off the ground at the same time without any preparation.
It was up-down-up trail, very nice air which was cleaned quite well in those stormy days. When the sign “R, W” showed up, I felt quite happy, I thought the end was near, unfortunately it was less than half yet.
Beer Stop When I saw Hunkaspunk sat at a table, drinking with Double-O-Dirk, I tried to find the bus. But it was just a beer-stop!! Good point was good to have some nice biscuit and cold beer after the long up-down-up trail, bad point was to know there was still around 3km to the end!!! At that moment, I really wanted to kick the hares to the moon if I had the strength.
By the way, do you know there is a hasher who is scared of ducks? The hasher is our GM, Double-O-Dirk. On part of the trail, we passed through some ducks. Well, when Double-O-Dirk after he passed through them, there were 4 quacking ducks started to run after him. Our GM looked back and was some scared, and he started to run!!!
Circle Up Good point was 60% of the hashers were back, so we could have circle. The GM Double-0-Dirk quickly brought up the RA, Meatballs, after he accused the hare, Constipation– not the hares, for Hunkaspunk was not back yet. lots of accusations, every hasher wanted to make the others get drunk? Including the following: n New comers: more than 10 new comers, 5 of them were America. Was the hash in China? n Itchy & Scratchy: if there were champion of Accusations in one circle, Itchy & Scratchy won the 1154# hash circle, almost every hasher wanted to accused to her for: 1/the magazines she brought and shared with hashers, which have an advertisement for hash but not easy to find: too small without any picture. 2/have a formal business meeting after some drink, then she had some good sleep in the taxi, driving around in the city till she woke up. She had the meeting, but she fell asleep again during the meeting. 3/seem as being a good model in Mango Bar for GPS, when her pants were not put on yet. n Mattress pad: let the full-of-bus hashers waiting for her in the bus. n Mattress pad, Lazhiji and Meatballs: there were more than two hares and two trails in the hash, they set the trail for themselves and made a quite good short cut.
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