What a clear and short advertisement we had. To comply with the advertisement, this hash trash has to be short. So here is the hash trash should be:” we were on the bus, runners off the bus, walkers off the bus, on the beautiful trails, had circle, on the bus and back.”

In case there are gossips in hashers like to gossip the hash, so here were some gossips:

On On

As you know, you find and flow the flour, and you call “on on” when you see the flour. You hashers don’t expect some pioneers back to you and hold your hands:”follow me, here is the trail.” But as a experienced hasher, GPS is exceptional. When we were on the high grass trail—there is a clear walkway hiding the grass and each flour in 3 meters on the trail, GPS anxiously kept calling Shit Hole Millionaire in every 5 seconds:”where are you? Where is the trail?” according the sounds, he was behind Shit Hole Millionaire less than 50 meters, just because the grass and bush blocked the sight of pioneers or the trail, to expect them back and hold your hands to tell you how to move next step??

As there were runners trail, runners got off at A1 point, which was not far from Face Plant, and walkers trail, walkers got off A2 point. To those runners who got off at A1 point, of course, I thought they wanted to have some longer run time. But that was wrong. For one runner, he got off just because he thought he knew how to walk to B point where he thought was. So one strange thing happened that the lost clearly knew why and how and when he got lost. When all the runners and walker were still on the trail, he continued to call them and asked “where is the real B point?” for he was ready to get a motor, which could run much faster than the fastest hasher runner, so the lost man arrived at B point quite early.

Circle Up

“Circle up.” “Circle up.” Globetwater had to speak it again and again near the ears of hashers; they were having their small circle, comfortably sitting and chatting.

The GM–damn it, it is Grand Master, not the common GM—brought up the hares, Globetwater and Cir Cum Navigator, for the long and beautiful trails. Then he kindly offered Mark a piece of ice to sit on.

Parts of accusations:

• Ø  Constipation: the short hash advertisement surprised the Grand Master, as well Constipation, the hare razor. He had thought he was supposed to be the hare
• Ø  Mark: accused by several hashers, for he had a birthday party in last Friday evening, strange things happened. Such as: 1/Gorf left his apartment around 6 and Mark went to bed at 5AM, what happened in that 1 hour? 2/his GF lay on the table, while he tried to get on, but failed. 3/happy birthday.
• Ø  A new comer: though the two hares are standout for the long-and-hard trails, but the new comer needs more exercise after the trail.
• Ø  The European: for the EU won the Nobel Peace Prize. If I knew they care about Nobel so much, I should have taken a piece of Ceramic tile, then everyone can have a piece of Nobel, which is the brand of the ceramic tile.
• Ø  Mark: sitting on the ice, enjoyed his ice time: smoke, beer and accusation all were there for him. Other hashers had beer–bath when they were on ice, while Mark had a beer Spa. I doubt if there were 10 hasher really drunk their beer when they took the “down down”, though the circle time was long and long. The hashers gave Mark a beer Spa. And the Religious Adviser Sir Cum Navigator gave him Baptism, under the ice water, he was named “Furry Thing” for he is a furry thing. Whenever hashers gather, he will be known as Furry Thing. Mark came, Furry Thing left.

On On

T . T

Date: 6th October 2012

Place: Luo Gang  (蘿崗)

Hare: OODirk & Mark

Weather: Sunshine

Temperature: 19℃ ~31℃

Today when we were at mango, our hash bar was still under construction. During these days without mango, we could not spend our hash nights for weeks in GZ. So I asked OODirk when the construction in mango would be finished. OODirk told me the work would be finished on 10^th of October but OODirk also told me he did not believe the work would be done by 10^th of October as there were only a few days away and it looks to have more works done by 10^th of October.

Today some of our regular hashers had not come back from their holidays yet but some of hashers who had left GZ Hash were taking holiday in Guangzhou so that they could join our GZ hash today.

Before the trail:

Today’s trail was A to B and it was a live trail. After the hares was away to set the trail in 15 minutes later, Hunka Spunk yielded ONON and then we started the trail.

On the trail:

Today’s trail was very nice, which was not too long and not difficult either. So we all came back to the B point by 6 and no one got lost.

On the circle:

After the hares had been accused for a drink, then our GM OODirk brought up today’s RA- Hunka Spunk. The accusations on the circle were the following, which was partly but not all:

l         New comers – there was 2 new comers as well as 1 potential new comer, who was Globe Ball and Lisa’s unborn child as Lisa was pregnant.

l         Returnee- Globe Ball, Lisa & Bogie Night etc.

l         OO-Dirk accused his co-hare Mark for a lazy hare as Mark always chose to do the easy job and let OODirk to do the difficult job for him.

l         OO-Dirk accused Simon & Constipation for Simon being Constipation’s doctor. Constipation was hangover last night. After Simon gave some treatments to Constipation on the bus, then Constipation became a front runner today.

….

After the circle:

We had a hash dinner on the run site.

ON ON

Sunshine

Date: 29th September 2012

Place: Luo Gang  (蘿崗)

Hare: Omar

Weather: Sunshine

Temperature: 22℃ ~30℃

Today was the long Golden Week Holiday Eve in China. Since some hashers were working today and some hashers had been away for holiday, there were only 26 hashers including the hare to join our GZ hash. So there were quite a few empty seats left on our bus today.

Before the trail:

Today’s trail was preset and we met the hare at the A point. The trail was A to B and the hare refused to tell us where the B point was but he left two clues to us: he just drew down a “False trail” and a “Back check” before the trail.

On the trail:

Today’s trail was very strange. There was no walkers’ and runners’ split on the trail but you could incidentally find a shortest way so today the walkers came back to B point at the first place and those front runners came back at the last.

As far as the hare explained, he supposed we would have a long trail in the mountain and then we all would come to a “circle” to find the way back to the B point. So who could find the last “circle” at first, and then who could came back to the B point first.

On the circle:

After our GM OO-Dirk got the hare-Omar on ice for his naming today, he brought up today’s RA-Mark. The accusations on the circle were the following, which was partly but not all:

l  New comers – just 2.

l  Returnee- Drilled & Filled, Doctor Jack-Off etc.

l  OO-Dirk accused Simon for the first time to be a front runner today.

l  OO-Dirk accused Judy for always coming to hash with Johnny but Johnny was not showing up today as Johnny was working so she shown up with Johnny’s brother.

l  OO-Dirk accused Laziji and her sister for having a same English name- Sue.

l  Hunka spunk gave a hash name to Omar as “Circle Jerk”.

….

After the circle:

We had a hash dinner on the run site.

ON ON

Sunshine

Date: 22nd September 2012

Place: Mao Feng Mountain  (帽峰山)

Hare: Constipation & Hunka spunk

Weather: Sunshine

Temperature: 23℃ ~32℃

Today our bus could not load us all again so we need another 3 taxies in addition to our bus to take us to the run site.

Before the trail:

Today we were arrived at the A point at 3pm. Our GM OODirk gave the hares 15 minutes ahead to set the live trail for us. So the hares left us at 10 minutes past 3 and we started the trail at 25 minutes past 3 sharp.

On the trail:

Today’s trail was dangerous. So we took a shortcut to avoid the dangerous trail. We did not cross the river in danger and we found another safe trail instead…

When we arrived at the runner’s and the walker’s split, the dogs were barking on the walkers’ trail so I talked to Simon to take the runners trail today. But Simon said no since Constipation told him before the trail we must choose the walkers’ trail today as the runners trail would be very long and difficult. So we took the walker’s trail but we took cares and tried to pass the dogs slowly in order not to angry the dogs.

We came back to the B point at 6pm and the circle has been started already.

On the circle:

The accusations on the circle were the following, which was partly but not all:

l  OO-Dirk made an announcement on the circle there would be a full-moon on the 28^th of September

l  Floppy Disk accused the hares to congratulate for taking us to a such beautiful place …

l  Hunka spunk accused Michelangelo for being an Italian but wearing a T-shirt with an English flag logo on it.

l  Constipation was wearing new shoes today so he needs to drink beer out of the shoes. As “one hare drinks then all the hares drink”, so Hunka Spunk also needs to drink the beer with Constipation.

….

After the circle:

We had a hash dinner on the run site.

ON ON

Sunshine

Around phoenix, saw the small dragon twice, how lucky I am.

The Mango Bar, it was so different that my first thought was what the Hashers did to Mango Bar. There were no tables, no chairs. No hashers were sitting except Thumbleprincess. The ground was in such a mess that to walk on it, you have to watch out your feet. Well, nothing bad happened, a new Mango Bar is coming. It is undering repairing.

Though the Mango Bar was in a mess, hashers didn’t mind it. And they made the bus in a mess too, because there were too many hashers that some of them had to stand up—whether they hate French is unclear—not in a good order as trained soldiers would do.

On On

“Off the bus.” It was no problem. But we were not going to take bus??? It was so near the bus stop that several buses passed us and stopped during the introducing the rules to new comers.

Though the two hares, Mark and Bastian, are not experienced hare, they decided to be live hares. ??? They wanted to be caught by good runners? They wanted to make most of hashers to be lost as Hunkaspunk did? Or they wanted to show off how fast they could run? Based on the end, their third aim came true: they did show off well, but no bonus. If you want to show off how fast you can run with prize, join the Marathon at Guangzhou in November. The prize is 40 000, not RMB, in dollars. J If any hashers win, please buy all hashers dinner as a celebration.

Generally the hash trails were easy part, up and down, runner trail and walker trail. This time they set differently, it was up, continued going up, going up, then how tall you go up, you have to come down. The worst was you had to repeat it again. And the amazing part was the second runner trail was parallel to walker trail, it was 1 meter from each other. And because of this, it made me totally confused after we arrived at the summit of Phoenix Mountain, for we had to take a U turn-back, and I thought it was the extended part of the two parallel trails.

It was the first time in the hash advertisement noticed the snake since I received them. Then first time, I met a snake in the 5 years’ hashing, and 30 seconds later, I met it/the other one again. Because it is the Phoenix mountain? For those who don’t know the connection between dragon and Phoenix, please don’t read the following lines, or you buy me dinner for the knowledge. If you read but do not pay on time, the debt has high interest, 100% per month. J In China, the dragon and the phoenix are traditional auspicious symbols, the principal pictures for wedding designs. We use Dragon, considered the mounts of heavenly deities, as the symbol of king and sage, and great excellent male, and Phoenix, being the “king of birds”, as the symbol for a queen and a great excellent female. When the dragon soars and the phoenix dances, the people will enjoy happiness for life, bringing peace and tranquility to all under heaven. Snake, in China, we also called them small dragon. How lucky I am: see soaring small dragons and Phoenix both.

If it is because we hash in Phoenix mountain, the small dragon shows up, please do not hash in the Phoenix mountain anymore. To have once of the kind of luck is enough for this life. If it is because of the mention of snake in the hash advertisement, then snake show up in reality. Please do not mention it any more.

Seems as, finally, the two hares, Globetwatter and Sir Cum Navigator, being notable for their long and hard trails, have the hares/emulator. The trail was long and hard too, took GPS’s 3 hours to finish it.

Circle Up

Now the GM, Double-0-Dirk, and the RA, Sir Cum Navigator, both are afraid the long-time circle. We had to start the circle earlier, no matter how many hashers were still on the way. By the way, when the circle becomes longer and longer, does it mean the hashers are getting older and older? Because when people are older, the time for mouth is longer.

Double -0-Dirk brought up the live hares Mark and Bastian for their Phoenix hash trail. And put Bastian on ice. Then it was the show time for RA, Sir Cum Navigator. Here is a part of the accusations:

• Ø  Rambo: for her Hongkong Hash T-shirt. Because it was so ugly in Sir Cum Navigator’s eyes. Is it true that don’t show some good things before those who can’t have? For they will make you think it is bad and persuade you don’t have it.
• Ø  Mark, Gorf and Pascal: Easy 2 Lei, who first wore T-shirt in circle time, charged them for they showed their tits out for the girls. When nobody noticed what you were doing, in a smart way to tell them.
• Ø  Hunkaspunk: Friday evening he met Cougar Bait and Pink Panzer, and Cougar Bait asked about the hash, well, Hunkaspunk talked of bullshit of next hash and just so-so about this hash. That made Cougar Bait stay at home to wait for next Saturday.
• Ø  Pascal: during all circle time, he was sitting behind with a group of women, talking gossips. Lady man showed up in hash.
• Ø  Globetwatter, Sir Cum Navigator, Double-0-Dirk and Constipation: they had done at least 6 hares in this year, and got special shorts for their contributions to GZ hash.
• Ø  Bastian: after had several beer baths, finally the icing-time was long enough. Guangzhou Hash Religious Adviser, Sir Cum Navigator sat beside him on the bus, saw he used a big mobile with huge screen. Well Bastian said:” when you are at my age, you get conscious about SMALL things.” Then that made the Religious Adviser draw the Cross on his forehead with the cold beer, and offered the ice water baptism, announcing” since now, whenever hashers meet in future, he is known as WEE WILLY.” Bastian came, Wee Willy left.

On On

T . T

If you missed the hash 1175#, you lost the chance to learn how to have an economical and green life.

When the bus set out to Panyu, the hash place was granted as Dafushan park. But it was not, it was a virgin hash place Dishuiyan (dropping water stone) park. A beautiful name for a place, it will take your longer time to arrive there, to let you have enough time to imagine the place, no matter you know the name in advance or after. But for Double-0-Dirk, the longer time is not for imagining the beautiful of the place, it is for imagining the smell of cigarettes. Long before bus stop, Double-0-Dirk was standing near the bus door, and the cigarette was in his mouth, he was waiting for the stop, rushing out to use the lighter, and inebriating in smoke.

On On

As Floppy Disk set the trail in the morning, he had enough time to set a lot of back-check marks and false trail marks. But as the economy crisis is still prevailing on this globe, as well the green-life style is in vogue, they both finally affected the hash– on the long zigzag up hill trail, there were no any flours spots while pioneers kept calling On On, (there was no flour, just keep going up –Floppy Disk)—no money to buy enough flour because of the economy crisis? Waste fewer flour/food to be in green-life? Great thing is one stone two birds. The hare Floppy Disk is quite wise.

But to take elevator to up and down is neither economical way nor green-life way, the right way is to take stairs to up and down. Do you still remember the feeling about taking steps up and down, up and down, for long time? If the answer is no, you definitely should be there, the hash #1175. Of course, the hashers who joined the #1175 know how to take steps now. If had put all the steps directly up, we could have been arrived at Moon.

Circle Up

As the tendency of Guangzhou hash: longer circle time, shorter hash time is becoming clearer and clearer,  we had to started the circle when the sun was still high in sky, GM Double-0-Dirk brought up the Hare, Floppy Disk, for the virgin hash trail. Then he brought up the Religion Adviser, Sir Cum Navigator.

Parts of accusations:

• Ø  New comers: sexual tourist.
• Ø  Floppy Disk: he found more than 1 hash trail in the DISHUIYAN Park.
• Ø  Constipation and French tickler: they started to have beer in Mango Bar, ice not arrive yet, with their lunch. Now beer is good, no matter it is cold or not.
• Ø  Double-0-Dirk: last Friday, seems as he and Angry Dragon have some good drinking in Mango Bar. But Angry Dragon asked Gorf (Frog) to take her home.
• Ø  New shoes shows—3 times 5 hasher: Judy and her bf Gianni and her friend, first Gianni let hashers to smell his shoes to prove they were not new shoes. But he threw out Judy’s new shoes, well, Judy did everything to avoid it, but failed. Then as a couple, her BF did the show with her together. And it prostrated Constipation while Gianni happily drunk the beer in the shoe.  When Judy drunk the beer in the shoe, seems as it was a terrible thing from her emotion, but after she finished the drink, suddenly the beer in the shoe became dear, because she strongly wanted her friend has the same experience—share the good things with your friend, right? She tried hard to take off the new shoes from the feet of her friend.

Well, it prostrated Constipation when Judy’s BF drunk the beer in shoe, enjoyably. He got the chance soon, for Little Turd had new shoes too, as she was too young to drink the beer, the Dad and Mum was there, Constipation and Diarrhea, did the show.

On On

T . T

Mango Bar……….. Saturday…………….at 1:30pm, C……….U………. If you are not going to be there, say No on the bus.

All the hashers were new comers!!! No one knew the rules of hash well!!

More than 50 hashers turn up at Mango Bar, though some hares set the Full Moon Hash on Friday evening and offered lots of beer to stop some hashers turning up. They failed. The bus was full of hashers and dogs.

On On

The Hash started in quite different way. it seemed all the hashers were new comers, no one knew the hash rules—follow the flours, find the marks, checking—- every one was just walking, to where? They didn’t care? I followed the groups to a place: some hashers were waiting, many hashers were checking on the hill. When I arrived there, I felt so confused: they were checking every direction except the one we came from, but there was NO CIRCLE mark. I asked the waiting hashers:”where is the circle?” but sounded as I was talking in bird’s language, no one understood? For no one answered me.

Then the hares had to follow the hashers to the place, for all the hashers were there.

“What are you doing here?” the hare asked.

“Checking.”

“Is there any circle?”

At this moment, the hashers started to ask” where is the last flour”, then on the back way, and found there was a mark BACK CHECK 30 meters behind us.

Ok, back check. But no hasher has the positive feeling to check the possible right trail. The hares had to stand just at the beginning of the right trail. Every hasher was idling, no one call ON ON, till Sir Cum Navigator put his hand on one hasher’s neck, and asked:” what’s this?”  The clear and white flour was, on the trunk of a big tree, just before the hasher’s face 30cm. Many hashers could see it from where we were waiting at. No one was looking for the flours and try to follow them??

The miracle thing was the similar case happened, again and again, around 4 times in the first 30 minutes!!! It made the hare Globetwatter to ask the other one, Sir Cum Navigator:” do we let them check or we just show them the trail?”

The Friday Full Moon Hash did not stop hashers joining the hash, but it did delete some memories from the hashers. All were some kind of simple Robot needing clear orders to move on, no mental function to check the flours. Well of course, not all the hashers joined the Full Moon, and washed the brain by beer, but those brains still in beer most were front runners, their action likes some kind of virus, affected the followers, made all the hashers.

Circle Up

Before the circle, we shared some great food, prepared by Thumbelprints. So hashers, try to walk/run faster if you want to have some great food before the circle. J

The GM, Double-o-Dirk brought up the hares, Sir Cum Navigator and Globetwatter, marked the circle’s beginning time. And just after Sir Cum finished the beer, “ Sir Cum stay.” for he is our only RA in Guangzhou Hash. The circle was last for so long time that near the middle, I already forgot the beginning accusations, as well, that many hashers wanted to have dinner at site for it was late and they were hungry. A very small part of accusations as following:

• Ø  Retardee: they went other places for sex tours.
• Ø  Visitors: not new hashers, but first hash in Guangzhou.
• Ø  New comers: though 2 new comers. But at the beginning, all the hashers were at the same level as them.
• Ø  Constipation: the last one back to bus. As the hare of the Friday’s Full Moon Hash, the beer stayed in his brain for too long time? The answer should be no, for he took one beer with him before the run.
• Ø  Hunkaspunk: during their holidays in Holland, Sir Cum Navigator and Globetwatter met Hunkaspunk’s mother, and found out the Hunkaspunk in Holland was totally different from the one in Guangzhou.
• Ø  Easy 2 Lei: seem as he had a great holiday in Switzerland, where he met Pantyless, and he got lost in her mountains.
• Ø  Hunkaspunk: while Easy 2 Lei was lost in Pantyless’s mountains, Pantyless talked a lot about Hunkapunk, how handsome he was.
• Ø  Yan Can Suck: she said many times to Double-O-Dirk that we should have more songs. That day the 3 visitors brought several hash songs to Guangzhou Hash. Our GM hoped she was happy about the songs. —- While Sir Cum Navigator commented on one song as” it’s disgusting.”

Finally we were on the bus back to Guangzhou city. Well, the bus was totally took over by the 3 hash visitors, our GM, Double-O-dirk, curiously looked at them as a wordless baby looking at circus, by chance, the 3 visitors were standing at his side. They were singing, dancing while all the GZ hashers were so silent that no one called out for more beer. Quite similar as when the rats met the cat.

On On

T . T

See Us Saturday, Mango bar …….

Date: 4th August 2012

Place: Luo Gang (蘿崗)

Hare: Thumbprints, Finger Licker & Bastian

Weather: Cloudy

Temperature: 26℃ ~33℃

In this week’s havertisment, our GM OO-Dirk said, “… Don’t be anti-social. Remember: your 50RMB is not more worthy than other hashers’ 50RMB. If you don’t believe it, please check your grade two math book.” And he gave this week’s hash a name as “The Social Hash”.

Today in Mango, I saw Floppy Disk was returning to Hash this week, whom was not here last week, and other returnees included Too Big to fall, Drilled & Filled etc.

Before the trail:

In Mango, A Danish hasher named Simon told me that Constipation told him today’s trail would be 15 kilometers’ long. Then I asked Constipation if he knew where the B point was today and he answered me no B point.

When we were on the run site, we found out today’s trail was A to A. Before the trail, Hunka Spunk gave the live hares 17 minutes ahead to set the trail and let the walkers started the trail at 17 past 3 and the runners started the trail in 5 minutes later.

On the trail:

Today’s trail was not only difficult but also super & super long.

It was dark when we were back to the bus. Some of us had missed the circle.

On the circle:

No details could be provided as I was in the mountain when there was a circle.

After the circle:

We had a hash dinner at the run site.

….

ON ON

Sunshine

Date: 21^st July 2012

Place: Water Drop Rock Forest Park (水滴岩森林公園)

Hare: Floppy Disk

Weather: Sunshine

Temperature: 25℃ ~31℃

Today as it is much crowded on the bus so our GM OO-Dirk had to arrange another 3 taxies to take us to the run site.

Before the trail:

As far as we known, today’s hares should be Constipation & Hunka spunk but when we were on the hash, we found out the hare was Floppy Disk instead. He was the only hare again as the last hash he was setting and the run site was in PanYu again. Also later we had the hash dinner at the same restaurant again.

On the trail:

Today’s trail was very nice with a very good view and a very good weather. But except the only problem on the trail were too many steps. So some of us did not going up to the steps and took the short-cut instead. We went back to the B point directly.

On the circle:

After OODirk accused the hares, he brought up today’s RA- Shoeless Ho. So the accusations on the circle were the following, which was partly but not all:

l  New comers：More than 9 new comers today.

l  Returnee: Waste seed, Itchy and Scratchy etc.

l  Shoeless accused the front runners, who were Mark, Waste Seed & Alibaba to take a special contest on the circle.

l  Hunkaspunk accused Shoeless for being a GM earlier and now being a religious adviser.

l  Mark accused the new comer in orange for the fashion on the circle so all the Dutch including Constipation, Hunka spunk & little turf also need to drink with them.

l  Shoeless Ho accused Floppy Disk for getting up at 4 am in the morning to set the hash for us.

l  OO-Dirk accused all the German such as Bastin and his friend on the circle to drink.

l  OO-Dirk accused the new comer Baine & Hash cash for forgetting writing down his name and paying the 50yuan.

l  OO-Dirk gave a hash name to Grace as Easy to Please.

….

After the circle:

We had a hash dinner at the same restaurant in Panyu.

….

ON ON

Sunshine

It is clear that Bastille prison scared the German and America, they set a trail around villages, any violence happen, they could ask for help at hand.

A quite hot day, but it did not stop hashers coming to hash, one full bus with two taxis. On the bus, it is always the same, quietly went to the place for hash and noisily back to town. We got off beside the broad road, near a village, and it marked well for the trail, always around villages, behind village, before village, in village.

Recently there is a new interesting phenomenon about the routine to introduce the hash marks to new comers. When called out:” new comers, new comers,” 80 percent of hashers would join the new comers: listening the introduction. Old hashers are becoming too old, they can’t remember the rules of yesterday anymore.

On On

“On On”

“stop, stop, not time yet.”

“fight, fight, please fight.”

What a great hash beginning! Just because the short cutter king, Meatballs, thought it was not time yet, while Pink Panzer thought it was time to “On On”, when they were arguing, Shoeless Ho was excited and want to see: fight. It was a great beginning, for all hashers were happy and started to run.

The live hares, Double-O-Dirk and Mark, set a trail which was alike the wave line, so the direct distance was not far, and this drove hares run faster or set more circles when they heard “On On” calling behind them. Sounds as the hares set a trap for themselves.

We went up to the hill at the beginning of a village, then we down back to the same village, then we back to the same hill, back to the same village again, in the village. What’s make the hares being so afraid of running far away from village? Is there any psychologist in hasher? Please stand up to help them from Bastille prison.

Though it took Shoeless Ho more than 10Mins to introduce the rules to new Comers, one French new comer was totally lost in the long introduction. At one circle, the French was running before me, as I didn’t see the kick, so I asked ”are you On On?” no reply, then “do you see any flour?” still seem as I was talking to air. So I had to check it out myself, I run to the same direction. After I saw flour twice, I met the French, he went back!!! I asked him in surprise: why you are back? Well the answer was ’I don’t know.”!!! Then one second later, I saw the third flour!!! What rules Shoeless Ho introduced in the 10Mins?? What did the French get in the 10Min?

May I have an entreaty? Hares, would you please set the trail avoiding any fruits at the hashers’ hand? When I saw those fruits, same like a horny man see a beautiful lady, naked. If it is not impossible, well, it is quite difficult to control. I just can’t help to steal the fruits. I do not want to be a thief. Please help me and keep me away from those temptations, those fruits. After the entreaty, Hares have to take responsibility for this kind steal if there are any charge or accusations.

Circle Up

The GM brought up Mark, the hare, wanting to praise the trail, well it was met the song:” it sounds like bullshit to me.” Then he brought up the Religious Advisor, Meatballs, his last time to give religious advice in Guangzhou hash. And since the old RA is f—k off, the new one is not in Guangzhou. So all Guangzhou hashers, keep your religion clear, for you can’t get religious advice.

Parts accusations:

l  New comers: only sexual tourists, a proud day for GM, there were more than 12 new comers, old hashers brought their friends to hash. It is the best praise to hash.

l  Meatballs: Double-O-Dirk accused him of planning to join the China Hash in Hainan in 2014. So it was not his last hash in China.

l  Hunkaspunk: he invited Double-O-dirk, Meatballs and constipation to have dinner in his house. For dinner, it means to drink 2 dozens of beers. And it made an old man offer the seat to Double-O-Dirk in the subway next morning.

l  Shoeless Ho: He asked Meatballs to introduce the rules to new comers. When Meatballs want to wait a minute to start it, then Shoeless Ho did it himself. And the accusation took so long time that after the introduction, the On On time was near ready.

l  Laziji: she ordered the food and took the money to pay for that hash before, and Double-O-Dirk didn’t remember he paid the money. And generally hash money will contribute some to the hash dinner, then later he asked how much the hash money contributed to that dinner, the answer was nothing. Seem as hash needs some account service.

GZ hash has a little problem now: the GM know neither the hash hymn nor the shows. And the short-cutter king, Meatballs, often cut the hash song too, he finished the song in 1 min or 2 seconds.  We need some singers and dancers. Those singer hashers please stand up.

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