Guangzhou Hash # 841 – THE RETURN OF THE CANADIANS
THE RETURN OF THE CANADIANS
Well, the day had finally come for the Canadians to return. That’s right – Pippy and Mudslut were back to share their chiper energy with unsuspecting hashers. Sportsmans was buzzing as people were greeted with hugs, kisses, and Canadian Sandwiches….mmmmm double meat!
The hash began somewhere near the Computer Park near the Olympic Stadium. No one really knows where it is….but DaShlong can draw a map to it that the bus driver could read, so it must not be hard to find. The hashers poured off the bus in the swealtering heat, and soon questioned their sanity in choosing to run on such a hot day. Many questioned Shoeless Ho’s sanity as Low Clearance seemed to be low on energy early in the run. With a doozy of a false trail, people missing markings, and some (admittedly) confusing markings, the hashers found themselves on a trail of trees, graves, and workmen. With Mudslut guiding the way, and Pippy bringing up the stragglers, it seemed that no one could get lost…or so they thought.
Most hashers returned to the bus praising the hares for their good sense. An hour run was plenty, and hour and a half would’ve seen hashers keeling over and vomitting. There was at least one casulty…poor Mounting Goat fell victim to some trechorous holes and bushes. And, some hashers were confused by the strange instructions, “Go out to the road and turn left” (it seems some of us have yet to master that skill) so they were a little late to the circle. But that was fine, as the circle late to start due to heat exhaustion. And then the fun began.
Oh Canada!!!! We are the Best Country!!
Ahhh, the joys of hashing!
Remember: Don’t shirk you haring duties now, eh!
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